In a flash, this weekend was the Western style Murder Mystery party in Lincs for a friends hubby's 50th birthday, it was good apart from...

It's been a long week, a very long week............... Cake Destroyer is doing my head in a bit, still long messages but they are m...

Is halfway through. No news from Cunt Face since Saturday (No surprises really) No news from the Cake Destroyer since late Sunday eve, how...

No, of course he didn't rock up on Monday, he said that he'd had to book an earlier ferry, I told him that being friends was difficu...

Did the message come? Of course it didn't, I knew, really deep down that it wouldn't but that doesn't mean that I didn't des...